"I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win."
My co-worker, on her ex. (via ziraffe)

2 weeks ago with 72,209 notes

00psy-daisy:

I don’t even think there’s a word to express how much I love plants. They are so cute and pretty and they make everything look so nice and pleasant and man just you go plants keep doin your lil planty thing

4 months ago with 3,935 notes